dramatic pause.

my stomach is infested with grasshoppers these days. at any moment, they're either irritable or dancing. i haven't decided which one yet. yeah, you guessed it. it's work related. gross. i hope that doesn't mean i'm one of those people. so, yes. i've started this blog in attempts to take advantage of those amazing spare moments my brain decides to take a mental smoke break. you know, start something new. fresh. kind of like a nice head of lettuce.